No Trespassing

Is it just me or when you see a "No Trespassing" sign do you, too have a nearly overwhelming desire to trespass? What is it that makes it so tempting? Is it because we live in an imperfect world where we have sinful tendencies and the thought of doing something we shouldn't provides a strange sense of pleasure? Perhaps it's an uncanny form of subliminal messaging. Or is it maybe because humans are just naturally curious?

Ya know what I think? I think it goes a little something like this: First off, there are a group of people that I'll call "they." They walk around the towns They inhabit searching for the most beautiful landscapes. After finding an exceptionally beautiful spot, They pull out their pads and pens and jot down what They individually found most appealing. When the scenery searching is complete, They congregate around a large chalk board and make a chart, there recording each location and how many found it "exceptionally beautiful" on a scale of 1-10. A list is printed out of the 100 highest ranking locations. "No Trespassing" signs are handed out to previously formed groups and They are sent on Their way to post them in these highest ranking areas. They slyly post these forbidding signs on the most unattractive objects that just happen to overlook the favored area. They do this in expectation of the day when unsuspecting do-gooders (like me) stumble upon such an adventure-inspiring landscape only to come face-to-face with a "No Trespassing" sign that translates simply to "Utter Rejection." It's all just a ploy.

**Dusts hands off** And so kids, that's how it happens.

MOVING ON...

What's so bad about trespassing anyhow? Even claiming to have gone trespassing sounds alluring. "Hey, what'd you do today?" "Oh, I went trespassing. It was really awesome." "Wow, sounds hardcore."
It also sounds like a form of peer pressure: "So are you gonna come trespassing with us today?" "No, I can't." "Why? Everyone's doing it."

TRESPASSING
If you're not in, you're out.

(Pretty clever, eh? I thought of it myself.)

All right, all right. I understand why trespassing is wrong, but I enjoyed ranting and raving despite that small detail.

So. You're wondering what else I have to rant and rave about, aren't you? I just know you are. To answer your unspoken question, nothing because I forgot a primary part of my material for the next sequence. Perhaps I will remember tomorrow. Perhaps I will write tomorrow. Perhaps I will write about what I remembered tomorrow.

Perhaps.
Perhaps.
Perhaps.

And if not...

Until a later tomorrow...
OTG >8[=]