Tuesday, March 2, 2010

"Let It Out Sassy Pants"

I hate today. Today is a bad day. I peed on myself, my hairline has begun rapidly receding, and all of the organs inside of my stomach exploded.

In a world where my life is as bad as I'm making it out to be, that happened. But. I don't live in that world. In actuality, I spilled water on the front of my skirt, my hairline will hopefully hold off receding for 2 more years, and as far as I know, all of my major organs are still intact. I still hate life today.

And maybe even tomorrow.


Saturday was a really good day.

Too bad today isn't Saturday.

By the way, exaggeration really isn't as overrated as you might think.

Ugh. I've had enough of you. Have a picture and be gone!

 


Good riddance fools.

Until a later, worse tomorrow...

OTG >8[=]



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