I hate today. Today is a bad day. I peed on myself, my hairline has begun rapidly receding, and all of the organs inside of my stomach exploded.
In a world where my life is as bad as I'm making it out to be, that happened. But. I don't live in that world. In actuality, I spilled water on the front of my skirt, my hairline will hopefully hold off receding for 2 more years, and as far as I know, all of my major organs are still intact. I still hate life today.
And maybe even tomorrow.
Saturday was a really good day.
Too bad today isn't Saturday.
By the way, exaggeration really isn't as overrated as you might think.
Ugh. I've had enough of you. Have a picture and be gone!
Good riddance fools.
Until a later, worse tomorrow...
OTG >8[=]
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