Lies, All Lies

So my mom bought me this bag of Dove Silky Smooth Dark Chocolate (which translates into Amazingly Delicious) for those special times, when someone like me needs chocolate. Right now was one of those times so naturally I had some. Now, this bag's wrappers happen to contain inspirational messages which I always read and rarely like. A few moments ago, I found the most irritating one yet. Would you like to know what it said? (You swiftly reply with an enthusiastic "Yes!")

It said,
"Always follow you heart, it is never wrong." 

Is that bogus or what?? Who even sent that in? The Fairy Swan Princess or something? Maybe she doesn't know, but people don't actually break out into random song and dance while you're walking down the street. Scenes like that only happen in movies. Beliefs like the one quoted above are also only supported in movies. I can only imagine what type of life this person lives. All I have left to say is, "The heart is more treacherous than anything else and is desperate. Who can know it?" -Jeremiah 17:9

That's all I got for today. Sorry my writing seems to be waning. I'm sure my wit will return in no time.

Until a later tomorrow...

OTG >8[=]